thedevilslittlesister:

“Well, of course she’s a lesbooian! Who in Gensokyo isn’t? I mean, I’m pretty sure I’m a lesbooian too!”

[ And then she realizes she heard Kneesocks say ‘little’. ]

“HEY! LOOK! I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT WHO I’M TALKING WITH, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE NOT AS IMPORTANT AS ME, FLANDRE SCARLET! UFU! SO SHUT YOUR TRAP! I’M NOT LITTLE!

NOT.

LITTLE!!!

I’m not really confused a lot. Should I have drunk sex to see what happens?”

[ No, she really doesn’t get what sex exactly is. ]

Kneesocks felt irritation at this little girl’s words. Oh wow, she could say her own name. That most certainly made her more important than a commander demon…

Of course, she didn’t say that. Instead, she smiled, feeling incredibly crafty.

“So, you are a lesbian, and have a sister that you love, am I correct? Because I know how amazing drunk sex can be with my sister… just a thought, that is all~”

Although she was normally above this kind of behavior, Kneesocks was pissed off with little-miss-scarlet, and would relish the results of this experiment…

thedevilslittlesister:

“If you don’t shut your trap I’m going to stick my hand right into your mouth and rip out your vocal chords!—

Hey, wait, you met a dumb maid? You mean Sakuya? Aaaaw, Sakuya’s not dumb, she’s a pal!”

“Hey, and Remilia’s my big sister! I guess Meiling might have done a few things with her in THE BED and she got a little confused! Hahaha! I think Patchy referred to that as “drunk sex”.”

“Do you have any idea who you are talking to, little girl? And yes, I am referring to her, she was convinced I was Remilia. Honestly, the idiocy of humans knows no bounds… Oh? Sayuka is a lesbian~?”

Kneesocks’s entire demeanour changed as soon as Flandre mentioned drunk sex, memories of her and her sister filling her mind, causing her to blush…

“That is entirely possible, little one… drunk sex can leave you very confused…”

thedevilslittlesister:

“IIII’M FLANDRE SCA—”

Oh boy, what’s this? What woman has managed to sneak her devious way into Flandre’s ever so adorable arms? Nope, she didn’t freak out at the appearance. Instead, she just laughed.

…Really hard. By really hard, I mean really really hard. She had to clutch her stomach as the laughter began to flow uncontrollably. She was even crying now. Because this… WAS GREAT.

“UFUFUFU! UFU~! UUUUUUuuufu~! Wowie, you’re great, miss~! What can I call you, HUH?! I think thanks to Patchouli I’d refer to you as “Porn”. Or, would you like me to call you Lady Porn? What is porn, anyways? 

I hear it has something to do with “hose” and “horse”. But, ufufufu! Tell me about yourself, you precious jewel!”

“PORN? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? I AM NOT PORN, NOR DO I WISH TO PARTAKE IN THAT DEPRAVITY? ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT CHILD, TO CALL ME PORN? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU PERVERTED FUCK? STOP FUCKING LAUGHING YOU IDIOT AND REALISE HOW DUMB AND INSULTING YOU ARE ACTING, AND PROCEED TO STOP ACTING LIKE THAT. FUCKING HEAVEN, IS EVERYONE THIS STUPID HERE? FIRST I GET A DUMB MAID WHO THINKS I AM CALLED REMILIA, THEN THIS BULLSHIT?”

Kneesocks was very cranky after her nap…

And did not appreciate the idea that her and her sister had been filmed….

perfectandelegantmaid:

“Ahem! I believe Lady Flandre may be residing in her trailer, so after me, milady~!”

And, trying to calm herself, she began moving towards the direction of Flan’s trailer. In her head, she’s praying to Koakuma christ that the girl is there, or she might just die on the spot. Even if Remilia couldn’t deliver anything too horrible to her…

“When did you arrive here, Mistress Remilia?”

Obviously, this woman had no idea. Still, on the off-chance that Scanty had moved, Kneesocks would follow her…

It was almost too funny, following this poor girl. Kneesocks could feel her embarassment, and enjoyed it… although she couldn’t help but wonder what the terrible secret was…]

“A month or so ago, but I have been incapacitated for the last week or so. Quite the shame….”

(Source: meilingrabu)

perfectandelegantmaid:

“Um… Lady Remilia, it has been quite a while, but it is my absolute honor to re-inform you that my name is Sakuya. Sakuya Izayoi. And… I’m a woman, not a girl anymore, but, whatever satisfies you!”

Shit. Shit, FUCK. What happened to Remilia? And… FLANDRE? But Flandre would tell Remilia about her and Meiling, and it would be TERRIBLE. Besides the fit of hugs and giggles, it would be the first thing the little blonde vampire blurted out. Once again, the obnoxious “ufu~” and then the shout of “THEY’RE LESBIANS!” over and over. And then the sweating Sakuya and the Meiling denying it…

TERRIBLE.

…No, Remilia probably wouldn’t really give a damn, but still, the thought of it was just scary. Coughing, she mustered a nod.

“Lady Flandre? S-She’s… I’m not sure, milady, but she’s here—!!”

Why was this woman insisting on calling her Remilia…. Oh well, it was irralevent. If she though that Kneesocks was someone she owed a duty to, then she would be more willing to help her.

“Sakuya. Tell me where I can find my dearest sister, as I must have words with her”

Looking down at the other woman, Kneesocks felt contempt. How long would it take her to realise that Kneesocks was not Remilia? She had no idea.. Might as well have fun, until then at least!

(Source: meilingrabu)

perfectandelegantmaid:

“Hello, my name i—”

…Holy shit.

As her blue eyes scanned everything— the red skin, the formal outfit, even the tail and the devilish appearance, she gasped. For a moment, her surprise was quickly beat by her happiness.

Because naive had somehow managed to find its way into her mind and she had now thought this was Koakuma, who, quite frankly, looked nothing like Kneesocks. But, it had reminded her of the girl.

“Hey, Koakuma! Hey! What the heck did they do to you—”

… Wait. This wasn’t Koakuma. Look at the GLARE. The glare. Was it her? Was it REMILIA? Was it her mistress? Cue Sakuya shoving Meiling into a closet and never coming out.

“L-Lady Remilia! I apologize for such disrespect! But, what happened to you, milady?”

What… The… Fuck?

Yes, Kneesocks had been asleep for a while. But she didn’t expect to be mistaken for some random women…

And where the hell was her sister~?

“I have no idea what you are talking about, girl, but I insist that you help me find my sister”

Kneesocks knew her priorities - find Scanty and apologise for being so absent… and then they could do something nice, and hopefully non-sexual… just the two of them…

(Source: meilingrabu)

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